ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think your dad took our porno
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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