This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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