How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We're too hungover to prance.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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