So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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