Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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