I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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