he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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