So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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