You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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