My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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