i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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