no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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