So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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