hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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