I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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