I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
