Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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