I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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