I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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