Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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