I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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