I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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