check it out our google latitudes are spooning
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Couch. On fire.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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