Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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