I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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