id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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