the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize