Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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