I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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