Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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