cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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