8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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