sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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