Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
