Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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