Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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