I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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