is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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