He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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