It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I need water and some morals
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
