Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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