Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The best revenge is premature balding
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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