So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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