Your tits are I can't wait for
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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