i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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