Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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