I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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