drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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