Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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