i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Mom said you looked used
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
im on a boat
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