32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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