He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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