So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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