gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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