Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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