Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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