He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
